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did-you-kno:

Source
did-you-kno:

Source

who-lock-loki-lover:

amhil-has-thoughts:

riddleswithtom:

hatalie:

9 has no time for your philosophizing.

nine is tired of your crap

Nine was the sassiest. 

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to scroll past this gifset without reblogging.

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

zohbugg:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

voluptuousteapot:

Rewatchnig Hellsing Ultimate Abridged because fuck you that’s why.

beinspiredorrun:

puppylokiofasgard:

hiddlestalker:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

teachingliteracy:

i’ve lived. (by ✝ julia ✝)

I have lived five hundred lives
and I shall live five hundred more
just to be the nerd who read a thousand books and then goes back for more

da da dat da! -da da dat da- DA DA DAT DA! da da dat da! -du du da du dudu dudu du dum dum dum-



aaaand the DW fandom has claimed this
as it should be

beinspiredorrun:

puppylokiofasgard:

hiddlestalker:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

teachingliteracy:

i’ve lived. (by ✝ julia ✝)

I have lived five hundred lives

and I shall live five hundred more

just to be the nerd who read a thousand books and then goes back for more

da da dat da! -da da dat da- DA DA DAT DA! da da dat da! -du du da du dudu dudu du dum dum dum-

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aaaand the DW fandom has claimed this

as it should be

brownleatherparka:

best lines ever